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A ventriloquist who retired from show business decided to try rural life and was inspecting a farm that an Kansas fan had for sale. As the Kansas fan was taking him around, the ventriloquist — who loved practical jokes — couldn’t resist playing one on the Kansas fan… because he seemed so gullible. As they walked through the barnyard, a cow standing nearby suddenly spoke — or at least appeared so to the Kansas fan. “Your hands were awfully cold this morning when you milked me,” the cow said. The Kansas fan gave the cow a startled look. Then a passing chicken complained, “I wish you’d collect the eggs sooner.” The Kansas fan looked stricken, and the ventriloquist didn’t give a hint of what was going on. Walking passed the horse, they heard, “I’d appreciate a few more oats when you feed me.” The Kansas fan began to sweat. As they approached some sheep, the Kansas fan said, “Don’t believe anything these sheep say. They’re terrible liars!”

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