Two Kansas Farmers

Two Kansas Farmers are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,

“Hey Bo, what’cha got in th’ bag?”

— “Jus’ some chickens.

— “If I guess how many there are, can I have one?”

— “I’ll give you both of them.”

— “OK. Ummmmm……, five?”


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