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Once upon a time a Kansas State fan and an Kansas fan were on a road trip and the Kansas felt the call of nature. The Kansas State fan pulled off the road and the Kansas ran into the brush. In a moment, the Kansas State fan hears a voice saying, “There is nothing back here to wipe with.” The Kansas State fan replied, “Use some leaves or something.” The Kansas fan says, “There’s nothing in reach.” So the Kansas State fan says “Have you got a dollar?” “I think so,” says the Kansas. In a few minutes, the Kansas fan shows up at the car door with his hands covered with you know what. The Kansas State fan says, “What happened? I thought you were going to use a dollar.” The Kansas replied, “I did, but have you ever tried to wipe your butt with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel?”

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